Customers who still can’t find a steady job also bought the following:

  • “A Tale of Two Art-History Degrees”

  • “Les Really Miserable”

  • “A Farewell to Coding Boot Camps”

  • “The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and the Career I Could’ve Had If I Didn’t Pursue Art History . . . Twice”

  • “The Adventures of Watching ‘Nanny 911’ on a Wednesday Afternoon”

Customers who are still single also bought the following:

  • “One Thousand and One Nights of Getting Ghosted”

  • “A Room with a View Perfect for Stalking My Ex (on Venmo)”

  • “For Whom the New Tinder Match Tolls”

  • “Twenty Thousand Right Swipes Under the Influence”

  • “The Hand’s Tale”

Customers who ordered takeout instead of cooking the food that they just purchased at the grocery store also bought the following:

  • “Waiting for Godot’s Delivery Guy”

  • “$19.84 for a Burrito and Some Chips?!?!”

  • “The Great Fatsby”

  • “A Portrait of the Artist Answering His Door Wearing a ‘Nanny 911’ T-shirt That He Bought from an Unauthorized Facebook Fan Page”

  • “Heart of Expensive Guacamole That’s Already Turned Brown”


Daily Shouts

New Careers for the Noteworthy

By Tracey Berglund

The Coolest, Sickest, Hottest New Shoes

By Jennifer Xiao

The Results of Our Public-Opinion Poll Are In

By Ali Ruth

How Music-Festival Posters Look to Me Now

By Eddie Small

The Eight Wedding Invitations You’ll Get This Year

By Willie Muse

America!: Secret Suffragette Accessories

By Ali Fitzgerald

Customers who spent too much time on their poorly developed Web series instead of finding a job also bought the following:

  • “Sense and Sensibility in Thinking That I Could Actually Make a Web Series”

  • “Great Expectations After Getting Inspired By ‘Nanny 911’ ”

  • “The Broke Lion Actor, the Quirky Witch Roommate, and No Budget for Wardrobe”

  • “Brave New World of Only Two Patreon Donors”

  • “Way Too Much Pride and Prejudice in My Failed Web Series”

Customers who feel their youth vanishing at warp speed also bought the following:

  • “As I Lay Dying After Thirty Seconds of Zumba”

  • “Their Eyes Were Watching My Adult Acne”

  • “Paradise-ish Lost”

  • “The Old Man and the Seamless Deliveries”

  • “One Hundred Years of Contemplating the Possibility That I’ve Peaked Already”

Customers whose friends are more successful than they are also bought the following:

  • “The Picture of Dorian Gray’s New Tesla”

  • “The Sound and the Fury of Seeing Instagram Photos of Kevin on the Set of ‘The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’ ”

  • “The Sun Also Is on the Forbes 30 Under 30 List”

  • “The Count of a Manhattan Apartment That Has More Bathrooms Than You Have Rolls of Toilet Paper”

  • “The World According to Kevin’s New Web Series, Which Is Now Apparently Streaming on Prime Video, FML”

Customers whose ex was right about them also bought the following:

  • “Fear and Loathing in a Two-Hundred-and-Fifty-Foot Studio Apartment That You Can’t Afford to Rent on Your Own”

  • “Of Pet Mice That Have Been Trained to Eat Together at the Table Like a Little Family and Man”

  • “Bury My Heart at Applebee’s Ladies Night”

  • “Mopey Dickhead”

  • “Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper”

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